i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”
i can’t stop laughing.
update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him
How to Eat a Can of Pringles
1. Start out with a few
2.Convince yourself that you can have a few more
3. Eat the whole can of them